You've reached Vriska Serket! I'm obviously way too busy to waste my time with answering you, so feel free to leave a message! If I'm feeling gracious, I might get back to you.
I REALLY DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU'RE TAKEN OR NOT TAKEN OR CONDUCTING A STEAMY VACILLATING QUADRANGLE FLING WITH A HORRORTERROR I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU WISH TO INTERPRET THIS YOU CAN THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT TONIGHT. I'M ALL OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE. WHAT LEVEL OF STUPIDITY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, SHE ASKS. YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. TONIGHT YOU AND I HAVE A DATE IT'S A DATE WITH DISASTER AND AS I UNDERSTAND, DISASTER DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO BEING STOOD UP, SO YOU BETTER FUCKING SHOW. WE'RE GOING TO AS I'M SURE YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO HEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP.
Not that I don't love the idea of fucking shit up, I mean, it's pro8a8ly up there in my favorite pastimes, 8ut I'm gonna need a reason why. So, tell me, what's the occasion????????
OH MY GOD. DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YET? OK IT'S
[ he can't type her name. his hands shake. he decides to take the cowards way out, and simply sends a link to the online recording of the incident in the arena. ]
[She isn't sure what she was expecting, but what she sees when she clicks the link wasn't even in her top ten. Her hands shake before tightening on her phone, paling around the knuckles. She blinks back the haze of blue as she taps out her response.]
What the f8ck is this???????? You're t8lling me Kanaya is DE8D?
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I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU WISH TO INTERPRET THIS
YOU CAN THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT TONIGHT.
I'M ALL OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
WHAT LEVEL OF STUPIDITY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, SHE ASKS.
YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
TONIGHT YOU AND I HAVE A DATE
IT'S A DATE WITH DISASTER
AND AS I UNDERSTAND, DISASTER DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO BEING STOOD UP, SO YOU BETTER FUCKING SHOW.
WE'RE GOING TO
AS I'M SURE YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO HEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO
FUCK
SHIT
UP.
this is so incredibly late i'm sorry
So, tell me, what's the occasion????????
you're never late, darling
DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YET?
OK
IT'S
[ he can't type her name. his hands shake. he decides to take the cowards way out, and simply sends a link to the online recording of the incident in the arena. ]
I'M SORRY.
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What the f8ck is this????????
You're t8lling me Kanaya is DE8D?
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.
DO YOU GET IT NOW?
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I'll 8e there. Wherever there is, pick a place.